Would you smoke out of a penis bong?

Grow the fuck up, it's a bong.

 

I would have to take it up with my bathroom, dead privacy..That's the only way, But for a BJ, gimme that bong right fucking now..........

 

this.

frankly i'm disappointed at the amount of homophobia in this thread. for a fairly liberal website i'd have thought people wouldnt be so close minded. i'm getting a bit annoyed with the fucking gangsta wannabes and fratboy cunts on here

 

You're a fratboy cunt. Anyways, agreed. Dirt is a genius.

 

Umm I think the key word here is "BONG." Would you smoke out of a "BONG?"

What if a penis was called a "Fruit Roll-Up?" Would you smoke a "Fruit Roll-Up BONG?"

 

Agreed

 

yea it would be hilarious passing around a penis bong


now actually buying a penis bong that would be gay

 

Bongs are already phallic! Most smoking stuff is, I mean come on now, it isn't that far of a stretch. For really dank weed you should just grip that shaft and milk it hahahahaha

 

i think i might have to make one for the next party i go to and see what kind of response i get

 

wouldnt buy it...wouldnt turn down a hit out it though..

 

stone, just an idea, if you make a grotesquely phallic clear tube, with a PERC,
i'll fucking buy it.

im straight, i have a pink iphone, i dont give a fuck

 

unless your sucking the damn thing whats the problem?

 

Lol as long as no embarrasing pics got leaked online then why not? free dank bud.

 

Haha, I like your personality. People in this thread are all "omg it's so gay i wouldn't do it", What the hell people, it's a bong, oh well, you'll be ripped afterwards. And i'm Liking your avatar, Bob Dylan ftw.

 

just picture smoking out of a penis bong, and some1 taking a pic, that just looks like ur deepthroating it ahaha so my answer would b no.

 

Who gives a shit if it's "mad dank", I'd smoke out of it anyways.

Besides, it's not like i'm insecure about my sexuality, it'd prolly be pretty funny.

 

Aparently you have never seen a BLENDER? Those things can mix anything

 

Haha I read that and thought it said swallow minded and starting laughing zoo hard

 

bro that's like ultra stealth bong, no1 is gonna touch a dildo looking cock. Hell I might buy one for the hell of it when I get my own place, it'd deffinatly be a great inside joke with the people who have hit on your smoking cock

 

Honestly I wouldn't give a fuck. I mean seriously you have a lot to learn if you'd turn something down like free bud because of the shape of a bong. And if you were smoking with a chick it wouldn't fucking matter anyway. If someone wanted to hate on me for it then oh well... It shouldn't even be an issue.