Wedding cake 32 percent thca?

Understand first I'm not arguing in any way and this is just a WTF in general and i'm stoned and talking out my ass.
Lets look at this logically.
How to help consumers understand the amount of THC and CBD in their cannabis | Leafly
So all the sites agree the label means 32% of the dry weight of that bud is THC.
This is where I get lost.

We are down into 50x microscope range here. You can see them naked eye it's frost and hard to see individual stalks.


Now we are at 250x magnification and we still can't see the THC-a.

What we are talking about is inside that Trichome. Now we are down to a cellular level.

How in the fuck is this 32% by weight THC?
Something is off by several decimal points.
Did I miss the collection plate as it passed. ?
<-- flags down the short buss I must need some remedial education.
This feels like 2+2=5
Stoner math?

Does it seem logical that 32% of the total weight we see here is THC ?
All that Leaf mass. Stems, Trichome husks. vs the tiny molecules inside the Trichomes.
9.4: Why Can't We See Molecules?
Cannabinoid - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Cannabinoid

Cannabinoids are compounds found in cannabis. The most notable cannabinoid is the phytocannabinoid tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) (Delta9-THC or Delta8-THC), the primary psychoactive compound in cannabis. Cannabidiol (CBD) is another major constituent of the plant. ... This is because they are fat-soluble, lipophilic molecules that accumulate in ...

Molecules again. Something so small we need an electron microscope to see is 32% of the plants mass. ??

It's algebra right? some tristed folding space geometry I can't wrap my head around?.

Ohh nice looking buds. I'd take a toke or 3 off of it.
Damn I didn't need that 3rd hash capsule. Oppps. Now just how many did I take. Well not 5 or I wouldn't be typing at all.
BNW

 

you are just as passionate about weed as everyone else ....but I think the OP is not
the lack of words is the clue ....
shit and bull are beginning to rule this site

Wedding Cake is a potent indica-hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Cherry Pie with Girl Scout Cookies. Wedding Cake provides relaxing and euphoric effects that calm the body and mind. This strain features a rich and tangy flavor profile with undertones of earthy pepper. Medical marijuana patients choose Wedding Cake to help relieve symptoms associated with pain, insomnia and appetite loss. Consumers with a low THC tolerance should enjoy this strain with an extra slice of care due to its high THC content. Wedding Cake has soared in popularity over the years and was named Leafly Strain of the Year in 2019. Fun fact: In Canada, this strain is known as Pink Cookies.

 

I don't doubt it was labeled as such. I've seen very high 20s the last time I was in a dispensary.
It just cracks me up how my dry ice Kief is only 40-50% and I've left 90% of the plant material behind.

Pure trichomes.

BNW

 

I've smoked some good Wedding Cake on multiple occasions from different places and it always hits so you shouldn't have a problem with getting a nice high.

I do have a problem with that 32% THC. I've never seen Wedding Cake that high...ever. Personally, I'm highly suspicious of cans, prepackaged weed and things similar with all of these gaudy THC stats. Obviously, where you get it from matters as there's a lot product out there that don't quite live up to the stats on the package.

Obviously quality of camera and camera angle comes into play, but even the pic of the nugs dont even look that super.