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Discussion in 'Weed Edibles' started by mikeyboy, Dec 31, 2020.

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  1. #41 BrassNwood, Jan 1, 2021
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
    Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
    Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
    Check ignition and may God's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
    This is Ground Control to Major Tom
    You've really made the grade
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
    Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
    "This is Major Tom to Ground Control
    I'm stepping through the door
    And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
    And the stars look very different today
    For here
    Am I sitting in a tin can
    Far above the world
    Planet Earth is blue
    And there's nothing I can do
    Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
    I'm feeling very still
    And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
    Tell my wife I love her very much she knows
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you "Here am I floating 'round my tin can
    Far above the moon
    Planet Earth is blue
    And there's nothing I can do"

    <-- might be feeling it strongly now. Got a ways to climb yet.
    BNW
     
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  2. #42 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Now I have incense burning and I'm listening to the following in the background.
     
  3. #43 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
     
  4. #44 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    FUCK! Forgot how to quote.:lmafoe:
     
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  5. #45 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Hey did I tell you guys I am one last step from selling and retiring in Southern Illinois. I want to be legal. Damn am I fucked up. I'm vaping to try and slow down.
     
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  6. #46 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Speaking of maniacs. Where's the freak from the UK? We need my bro' BrewsNweed. What fargin' time is it in bloody old England?
     
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  7. #47 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Uh oh. It's been over 30 minutes since the last post. Am I seeing losers before the ball drops?
     
  8. #48 Deleted member 1127179, Jan 1, 2021
    Smoke break
     
  9. #49 Deleted member 1127179, Jan 1, 2021
    Pizzas are here, ordered like an hour and a half ago
     
  10. #50 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Okay. I figured I could count on you. What type of pizza we talking? BNW must be munchin' on some shrimp right about now.
     
  11. #51 Deleted member 1127179, Jan 1, 2021
    Papa Johns, pep
     
  12. #52 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Only 2 of us made the cut bro'!
     
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  13. #53 Deleted member 1127179, Jan 1, 2021
    Absolutely. Can't tell if it's fireworks outside or gunshots.
     
  14. #54 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    How many dudes yous with man? That stacks the odds against me.
     
  15. #55 Deleted member 1127179, Jan 1, 2021
    5 redneck car show buddies
     
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  16. #56 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Oh fuck. I'm in for it. 57 year old stoner, sitting in the mostly dark room. Old lady already in bed. With barely any sleep from too many gummies last night.

    Hope you're up for it man!
    :lmafoe:
     
  17. #57 BrassNwood, Jan 1, 2021
    It's 9:15 pm on the west coast.
    It's 5:15 AM in the UK
    I can smell the shrimp just hit the pan and dinner is just 5 minutes away.
    <--hammered to hell. Vision gets wonky when I'm this gone. Like kaleidoscope edges to everything.
    Cracked glass effects ON !!. Hehe.

    BNW
     
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  18. #58 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Okay. You get a disclaimer for that old man. You're back in with me and 5 rednecks. We're all lit to fuck, so hold on.
     
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  19. #59 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    I'm getting worried about the redneck boys. Must be killing that pizza. Christ I'm fucked up, I'm MCing my own thread. :GettingStoned:
     
  20. #60 mikeyboy, Jan 1, 2021
    Okay. In 24 minutes it will be 1:00am EST, USA. No one replies, I'm calling it for me. Took me five goddamn minutes to type all that. But I am still going. Thinking about taking another gummy. That would be 5 or maybe 6 I am not sure. Going outside and snort some pepper.
     
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