Considering that this is America it would probably end up with him being escorted off the property and winding up on MSNBC for being a terrorist.
when i was in basic communications someone did the classic "how to waste 5 minutes" speech by getting in front of the class and talking total bullshit. by far the most entertaining speech and the only one i remember.
[quote name='"SuperMonkey26"'] Considering that this is America it would probably end up with him being escorted off the property and winding up on MSNBC for being a terrorist.[/quote] Na hed probably just fail that project, buddies would get a kick out of it, and te teacher would want to talk to him
[quote name='"GGrass"']1. Plug in the blender. 2. Open the lid. 3. Insert carrots. 4. Close the lid. 5. Turn on the blender. 6. Let the blender blend. 7. Tunr off the blender. 8. Pour the content into a cup and give it to your teacher, or anyone who wants to try it. -- You might want to add a few table spoon of sugar while the blender is blending. It adds a bit of sweet flavor to the result.[/quote] Haha, this is awesome. Do this op.
I don't know, I was in high school in the mid and late nineties and even back then bringing tobacco onto the property got you kicked out for at least a week. Of course all schools are different and this is Florida we are talking about so who knows.
Public speaking isn't usually a high school course. Judging by his location, he probably goes to UCF. You can definitely have tobacco on most college campuses. I think if you preface your speech with some info about the cigar industry in the Dominican Republic or something, explaining how the finest cigars are hand rolled, you could probably swing it. Would still be inaccurate and semi-obnoxious.
Maybe you could teach them how to properly wipe the butt. 1: procure toilet paper 2: fold once, NOT TWICE 3: place on hand 4: position paper approx 4 inches from genitalia, gently gliding from the lower buttox region to the upper buttox region. 5: don't be scared, make sure to get 1-2 fingers nice and deep, nobody likes poop crust 6: repeat steps 1-5 until butthole is sparkling clean Take a bow, receive passing grade, and for the encore you can still roll a blunt, or 7, to pass around. A++
No blunt rolling demonstration is complete without the one and only mutha fuckin REDMAN! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyOIIi5WCO4]Redman - How To Roll A Blunt - YouTube[/ame]
The point of the project is to demonstrate your publice speaking skills, correct? So technically the demonstration doesn't matter as long as you present it properly.
When I did this exact presentation yearss ago I did how to change your motor oil .. Worked out well as there are several steps to illustrate and props like the filter can add a bit of substance to your presentation ..
chrono cross kicks ass but on another note I say you do it but roll a jay for everybody cause atleast you can pass that off since I know alot of people that roll their own cigarettes. You can say that by rolling your own you save money in the long run which is true.
[quote name='"Aggressive"'] Great idea! Maybe wear a "I'm a pothead!" shirt?[/quote] THAT'S the point! That was my main apprehension. It came so close because I realized I couldn't wrap a gift and I had a blunt in my portfolio. If it came down to a zero vs points I was going to roll that blunt in front of that fucking class. But luckily the teacher said the other half of the class could do theirs next week.
