Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer? All of the above. Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why? Good. Everybody came, no one got hurt... A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Any of those chicks from the cartoon Archer... Something that never fails to make you horny: Women. Where is one place you would never have sex: In front of certain relatives. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: I couldn’t get it up... Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Long list. But when my girl was so drunk that she peed the bed, I woke her up n went to town on that ass... What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Wrists to ankles on all fours... What is the fastest way to make you horny: Lemme smell it! Top or bottom? Top. We were about to have sex but then ________ One of the kids interrupted... Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? I’m a dude. One’s enough, for about an hour... Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Firearms. Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: N/A Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: I like everything about giving it. I hate a lazy bitch trying to give it. No thanks... Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: This broad wanted me to have a threesome with her guy friend who’s bi. Fuck outta here with that shit... Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Hell no. Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yup. Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? This ditzy airhead professor I had for one of my gender studies courses. Hot af... A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: No thanks. How big is too big: Tits-never too big. Ass-never too big. One sexual thing you would never do: I don’t do gay shit. Biggest turn on: A a chick who’s confident, intelligent and sexually liberated... Three spots that drive you insane: On her: That spot between her ears. On her: that spot where the ass meets the thigh. On her: everything else. Worst possible time to get horny: Children’s birthday party... Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Yup. Worst sexual idea you ever had: The competition is fierce for this one... How much fapping is too much fapping: It’s too much if you’re under the impression that it can replace the real thing... Best sexual complement you ever got: When they’ve literally formed a line based off of reputation... Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Love em all baby... Is it good sex if you don’t nut: It can be. Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking. Are disease free... What your favorite part of your body? Heart. Favorite foreplay activities: Teasing... Love (<,> or =) Sex? Love is greater than sex. Not even close... What do you wear to bed? Underwear. When was the first time you masturbated: 11 years old. Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Masturbating? No. Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Over the summer... Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes. Have/would you ever had a threesome? Ahahaha, uh, yes. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? I built a fefe when I was a teenager. Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? I’ve beaten my meat at work many times... Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Sure. What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Eh. Don’t matter... What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Intellect. Most attractive celebrity? Alicia Keys or Demi Lovato. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Lesbian porn. Cuz it’s fuckin hot! Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Gay porn and incest scenarios. Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Some on my biceps. I don’t care and no one’s ever complained... Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Love to eat pussy... How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I like em. How would you feel about taking someones virginity? If she’s okay losing her virginity to someone who’s never gonna be in love with her then I’m down... Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?) Just vibes, dildos n restraints for the wife... Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Ahahaha! I’d send her to a shrink... Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Prostitute. Doyou watch porn? Baby, I am porn... How small is too small? Tits-no such thing as too small. Ass-if a cheek is less than a handful, it’s too small. Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yup. Cuz it’s true... Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yes when appropriate. Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? No problemo whatsoever... If you could give yourself head, would you? If? Booty or Boobs? Booty. What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? Fear. Excitement. Never ending desire. In that order... If you had opposite genitalia for a day, what are five things you would do? Get rich. Get rich. Get rich. Get rich. Fuck myself.
Do you live alone? No. What do you do to pass time? Video games, lots and lots of music. Do you go clubbing on weekends? N.ever set foot in a club. Twin bed, or other? Maybe a couch? Queen. What are three things, that are not hygiene related you do every single day? Video games. Light exercise, drink green tea loll Did you pull a senior prank? Nope Did you graduate? Yep. Some college Are you still scared of anything? Death Favorite drink? Vodka What's your least favorite household chore? eh, dishes? If you smoke cigs, what brand? Djarum Black Any goals? To be happy. Are you a night owl or an early bird? Owl Does the early bird really get the worm? Yes Do you drink coffee every morning? No Do you read the newspaper? Where the funnies bruv Watch the news? ye im a grandma Do you miss being a kid? Miss the lack of responsibilities lol Why or why not? Have you ever been unfaithful in a serious relationship? No Do you have any tattoos? yes Regrets? Dont we all.
How serious are your feelings for the person you like? I’ve given my life to her. Do you live close to the person you like? With. What’s something you’re excited about right now? Many things. One of them is that my daughter’s beginning to spell and read. Do you spend a lot of time with your parents? No. Was your high school team any good? Football, yes. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? Nah. What movie never fails to make you cry? N/A Are you talkative? Rarely. Weirdest place you’ve ever changed clothes? On the side of the expressway. Who are you talking to right now? No one. Do you want to dye your hair? Nah. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yup. Last time you saw fireworks, with who and where? Last summer downtown with the fam. Who was the last boy/girl you talked to? The wife. Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl? Yup. Next vacation you’re going on? Not sure yet. Who did you last talk on the phone to for over 20 minutes? An old friend. What happened on the last tv show you watched? They were trying to figure out why the Democrats can’t get anything right. Even simple shit. Did people ever make fun of you as a kid? Yup. What health problems occur in your family? Heart disease, diabetes, dementia. What’s the most you would pay for a bottle of perfume? Cologne. About $120. Do you find it weird how so many celebrities have a twitter? No. Would you ever pursue a life in the arts? Nah. What did you last purchase at Target? Taco fixins. Where would you like to live? The ideal place for me doesn’t really exist. When was the last time you got/gave flowers? Gave-I last gave flowers on sweetest day. Received-Fuck that. Who knows you better than you know yourself? No one. What are you going to do after this? Continue with my work day. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yes. Do you like to cuddle? Yes. Are you shy? Yes. But I push through. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? No. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Nah. Would you go out in public looking like you do right now? Yup. Do it all the time. What is something you disliked about your day? This flu. First thing you ate today? A croissandwhich n hash browns from BK. What are you listening to? People in the office bullshitting. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yeah. Is there something you would like to say to someone? Yes. Are you friends with any of your exes? No. Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? Yes. Does anyone have strong feelings for you? Yes. Can you do the alphabet in sign language? No. How have you felt today? Ok. How late did you stay up last night and why? 9pm cuz I have the flu. When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? This morning. What were you doing 2 hours ago? Driving to work. Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? Wtf, are serious with that? Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes? No. How’s your day? I hate my job. Are you tired? Not really. Does your throat hurt? No. Are you hungry? Nope. Just ate. What’s the last thing you ate? Greek yogurt. Are you home alone? No. What channel is your tv on? I’m at work. Do you have a big yard? Kinda. Have you ever been out of the country, besides to Canada? Yes. Mexico. Have you ever thought about being a doctor? Yup. Do you want anything to eat? Nah. Would you rather walk or run? Depends. How old are you? 43. Did you grow up in a small town? Yes and no. I moved a lot. What do you look like? Me. What color is your hair, naturally? Black. What color(s) are the clothes you’re wearing? Navy blue. What are you watching? Nothing. How tall are you? 5’8. How often do you think about “the way things used to be”? Idk. Every now n then. Do you text? Yes. The youngest person in your immediate family is how old? 5. Are you a godparent? No. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes. Do you like cock? I’ll pass. Would you ever be a prostitute? Sure. Does sex mean love? Nah. Are you a slut/hoe/whore etc? Big whore. Do you like dirty music Yes. Do you think its hard for people with braces to make out? Yes. Have you ever done dirty things with a webcam? Nah. ever flashed someone? Yup. ever mooned someone? Yup. ever thrown up in public? No. ever been suspended from school? Yes. what time is it? 10:46 am do you take showers daily? Yes. When was the last time you had cereal? A week ago. Do you know how to do that fancy no-look typing? Yes. What time zone do you live in? Central. What’s something that gives you headaches? Too much booze. Do you have any gay family members? Several. Have you ever overdosed on anything? No. Do you look intimidating? Sometimes. Are you talking to anyone while filling this in? How about texting/chatting on Facebook? No. What kind of mood are you in at the moment? Is someone else responsible for that mood? Okay and no. Who was the last person to pay you a compliment? The wife. What’s the closest item to you that’s black? My watch. What’s the most expensive item in your make-up bag? N/A. Who was the last person of the opposite sex to text you? Do you think that person is attracted to you? The wife. Yes. Before Facebook became popular, did you use any other social networking site, like Bebo or Myspace? No. If you’ve had a bad experience in a past relationship, did you find that you were scared to get into another relationship, in case the same thing happened again? Not really. Are you a secretive person? Mostly but I have an exhibitionist side. Has anyone called you gorgeous/beautiful today? Just me. Who was the last person you missed a call from? Were you deliberately trying to avoid speaking to that person, or was it just unfortunate that you missed the call? A bill collector. Hell yeah I’m dodging their ass. If you’re in a crappy mood and need cheering up, who do you go to? Myself. Does anyone have issues with you at the moment? Ahahaha. Fuck em. Do you prefer to be cuddled or kissed? Cuddled. Go out for dinner or stay in and watch a movie? Depends. Somebody leaves you an anonymous message saying they’ve always liked you. Who do you hope it isn’t? Idc who likes me. What’s the best thing about the opposite sex? The opposite sex is changing so that list is getting shorter every day. Someone tells you that you deserve better than the person you currently have a thing for. You say? Fuck off. What is a good place in your town for a first date? Comedy club. Are roses really as romantic as people say? Nah, it’s a scam to keep prices high. Where would you like to propose/be proposed to? N/A. Do you expect the guy to pay for everything? Fuck no. What do you think of people who save it for marriage? Whatever. What about people who don’t save it for marriage? Whatever. Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yup. Has someone ever pressured you into doing something you didn’t want? No. Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you? Yes. Back in the 80’s people started using my last name as a common first name for girls. I’ve also met a couple girls with my middle name as their first name. Would you date a 18 year old at the age you are now? Hell no. What about 30? Hell yeah. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? Being sick. Work. Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence? Some douchebag next to me in line on Saturday. Fixed it tho. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Drink water. What are you sitting on right now? An office chair. Are you a mean person? No. Is there anyone who dislikes you for no REAL reason? Ahahaha! Fuck em. Are you on any medication? Antibiotics for this upper respiratory infection. Have you been to Taco Bell recently? Hell no. What’s your next piercing going to be? Not gonna happen. How is life going for you right now? Rough af. Do you believe what comes around goes around? No. Have you met anyone new lately? Yes. What happened a year ago from today? A lot. Would you feel hurt if your last ex is in a relationship? No. Would you ever date someone because of money? Nah. Would the last person who texted you hurt you? Yes. Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner, what do you do? Say high n keep it movin. Do you have a reason to smile right now? Yes. What are you listening to? Coworkers talking about bs. What is the last thing you said out loud? I told someone to have a good day. Have you had sex today? No. Do you remember the last girl you texted? The wife. What was it about? Swimming. What is your hair looking like right now? Sharp n crispy as a mf. Just got a fresh fade. Did you sleep alone last night? Yes cuz I’m sick. Are you stubborn? Hell yeah. If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? If marijuana is considered a drug, then no. Has anyone called you perfect before? Yes. Where is the biggest scar on your body? Right calf. Have you ever been told you were amazing? Yup. Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? Yes. Don’t recommend it. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee. Who was the last girl you talked to? Coworker. What are you doing for your next birthday? No clue. Would you go out in public looking the way you do? Yes. Are you listening to any music? No. Is your hair long enough to put in a ponytail? No. Do you get irritated easily? Nope. Would you rather be a blonde or a brunette? Brunette.
Last beverage: Coffee Last phone call: Some telemerketing fuck Last song you listened to: "Suedehead", Morrissey Last time you cried: God I don't know, it was some time ago at least. Have you dated someone twice: No Have you ever been cheated on: HAHAHAHA yes Kissed someone & regretted it: I don't fucking care Have you lost someone special: Yes What are your three favorite colors: Black, white and green Met someone who changed you in the past month? No How many kids do you want/have?: Have none, would like to have two. Do you want/have any pets: Two dogs. Do you want to change your name: No What did you do for your last birthday: Worked What time did you wake up today: 5am Name something you CANNOT wait for: Baseball season Last time you saw your mother: It's been a few weeks Most visited webpage: Youtube Nicknames: Have many. Zodiac sign: Aries Height: 5'8", maybe 5'9", I'm shorty dammit. Do you have a crush on someone: My girlfriend Piercings: None Tattoos: None Strong or Weak: Fucking weak First surgery: Circumcision First best friend: A dude with whom I used to read and talk about comic books. Eddie, I guess. First sport you joined: Bball First vacation: Some beach house maybe? First school: It was called something related to Baby Jesus First pair of trainers/sneakers: Cons Lips or eyes: Lips Hugs or kisses: Depends but usually hugs Shorter or taller: Who? Me? Don't fuck with me I'm shorty. Older or younger: Older Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous Sensitive or loud: Sensitive. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. Shy or outgoing: I'm damn shy so I prefer outgoing people. HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a stranger: No Gotten a speeding ticket: Yes Lost glasses/contacts: Yes. Sex on first date: Have had. Broken someone's heart: Probably, mostly MY OWN SO WHAT? Been arrested: No Have you turned someone down: Yes Fallen for a friend: No Moved out of town: Yes BELIEVE IN Miracles: I'm a Roman Catholic man Love at first sight: I fell at first sight but don't consider it to be love. Heaven: Roman Catholic, dammit! Kiss on the first date: Yes Yourself: Not usually ANSWER TRUTHFULLY Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: HAHAHAHA no and not that I didn't want it, i'm just unable to get and to handle it. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?: Kinda If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: Many things and situations so it's hard to pick one, I go for something silly, I'd like to see Bart Starr playing. Are you afraid of falling in love: No Was your last relationship a mistake? They're all mistakes. Girls', not mine. Do you miss your last relationship? No Who did you last say “I love you” to? Girlfriend Have you ever been depressed? Yes Are you insecure? Yes Do you bite your nails? No. When was your last physical fight? High school probably Do you have an attitude? No Do you tan a lot? I get pinkish Ever eaten food in a car while someone? What? Yes Ever made out in a bathroom? Probably Would you take any of your exes back? If I was single, no, I wouldn't Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? No, I'm okay with time and what is done is done. What are your plans for this weekend? Work bitch Do you type fast? Yes but very badly Can you spell well? W E L L What are you craving right now? Lasagna Have you ever been on a horse? Yeah. Fucking scary. Would you live with someone without marrying them? Yes What’s irritating you right now? Nothing Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? No Does somebody love you? I think so. I HOPE! Have you ever changed clothes in a car? Yes Milk chocolate or white chocolate? Milky Do you have trust issues? No Longest relationship? 6 years Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? No Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? Yes it's funny Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Yes Did you have dreams last night? Probably I just don't remember Have you ever been out of state? Yes Do you play the switch? No only old video game consoles Do you like Chinese food? Yes Are you afraid of the dark? I have a phobia that someone's always there Do you believe in true love? Yes Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? Don't care Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? I can't hold it for one minute long fuck What makes you happy? Football, bball, family, friends, dogs, comedy films, weed, edible, Chinese food, board games, video games Ever been to Alaska? No Ever been to Hawaii? Oh I wish I'm a surfing rat Do you watch the news? Yes Do you love MTV? Dead Kennedys MTV GET OFF THE AIR NOW Got that? Do you like subway? The underground train or that sandwich thing? Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? All the time Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Workmates Ever bought condoms? Yes. Ever gotten pregnant? I'm a man Have you ever slipped on ice? HOLIDAYS ON ICE MY ASS, GOT THAT? Have you ever missed the bus? Yes. Have you left the house without money? All the time Have you ever smoked cigarettes? Call me a cowboy Have you ever smoked a cigar? Call me a... what do we call people that smokes cigars? Did you ever drink alcohol? Yes but I'm not a big fan Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”? DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T YOU Have you ever been overweight? I'm skinny but yes Ever been to a wedding? I hate it Ever been in a wedding? Not yet Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? And counting Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? AND COUNTING Ever kissed in the rain? Do I look like an idiot? Yes, I have. Did you ever shower with someone else? Yes starting with teammates in the locker room so what? Did you ever fail a driver’s test? No, but only God knows how Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? Yes Ever been to a professional sports game? Yes Have you ever broken a bone? Yes Did you ever win a trophy in your life? Yes Ever get engaged? No Have you ever been on a diet? Yes Have you ever been on TV? No Ever ridden in a taxi? What? Ever been to prom? Yes Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? I can't remember, maybe Have you ever been to a concert? Yes Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes Ever had braces? No Did you ever learn another language? Sí Do you wear make-up? Do I look like one of those KISS guys? Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? Yes Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? Yes
Where do you live? Illinois How long have you been living there? 31-32 years. Have you ever had sexual encounters with co-workers? Yup. Are you close to your family? Very few. What song are you listening to? None. What are you doing tomorrow? Going to work then celebrating Valentine’s Day by taking our 5 year old to dinner and the Sonic movie. How is life lately? Really god damn rough. I spend all my energy putting out everyone else’s fires while my own inferno goes unattended... Have you seen your favorite band in concert? No favorite band. What outfit did you wear last night? Daughter slept in my room, so pajamas. What is your favorite season? Summer. When is the last time you had ice cream? Day before yesterday. Do you have any cuts or bruises on your body right now? Scratches... When is the last time you performed oral? 2 weeks ago. Do you have a job that's tough on your hands? No. Do you wear hats? Yes. Would you ever move from where you live now? Yes. Did you sleep well last night? I never sleep well. You can say I “rest” every night but not necessarily “sleep”. What book are you reading currently? Social theory: it’s uses and pleasures. One of my atf’s... Do you ever walk around the house naked? My house? No. When is the last time you felt embarrassed? A few months back. Was a blessing in disguise cuz I’m very difficult to embarrass ever since then... Who was your first love? This cheerleader I dated throughout high school and beyond. When is the last time someone asked you for your number/you asked for a number? A month ago. Have you ever punched someone in the face? Yeah. Are you tall? No. Do you have any piercings? Both ears. Do you like your boss? He aiight. Is there anyone you have your eyes on? Yup. Do you have any pets? Yeah. What was the last video message you received on your phone?: My kids having a dance off... Was your last birthday cake homemade or store bought?: Homemade. When writing $ sign, do you draw one line through the S or two?: 2. Last time you went down a giant slide at a water park?: Couple years ago. Do you feel bad for people your age who have never had a significant other?: No. What size is your TV? We have 5 ranging from 24-55 inches. Do you have A/C in your home?: Yes. First thing you do every morning?: Drink water. One thing you miss about middle school?: It sucked. Don’t miss it. Would you kiss someone you didn’t have feelings for?: No. What do you think of guys wearing colored skinny jeans?: I assume a dude wearing skinny jeans of any color, wants to be a chick... Do you have any shirts signed by famous people?: No. Where do you normally get your hair cut?: My barber. Would you trade last names with your best friend?: No. When you have love life issues, who do you go to?: That person. What’s one thing your parents don’t know about you?: They know almost nothing about me. If you post videos on YouTube, what are they normally of (ex. tutorials, comedy, etc.)?: I’ve only done it once. It was for a personal development course... What do you wash your face with?: Soap n water. What age did you start getting acne?: Never had it. Which of your co-workers gets into the most trouble at work?: Me. How long are your nails right now?: Cut down to finger tips. Do you type using home keys?: Idk wtf that is. What theme is your calendar?: Some scenes from nature. Last time you were at a funeral?: Not long enough ago... How do you get to school/work every day?: Drive myself to work. Do you know anyone in Girl Scouts or Boy Scouts?: No. What are the initials of the last person you kissed?: GEM Last type of pizza you had?: Pepperoni and sausage. Last time you wore a tie?: I’m wearing one right now. Did you ever believe that unicorns were real?: No. What about mermaids?: No. Do you like frosted animal crackers?: Yes. What’s the longest your hair has ever been?: Maybe 12 inches. I had a Jheri curl back in the 80’s. Will you go to your high school reunion?: I always say fuck no! Do you prefer the white out that’s like a pen or like a brush?: Brush. Last thing you can remember yourself painting a picture of?: An eagle. How old is your oldest grandparent?: 89. How old were you when you got your first pet?: 9? Are you allowed to eat around your computer?: Sure.
Yay! @dementiax Thanks For Bringing Your Thread Back Sis. I Will Fill this Out Tommorow When I Feel Better! Great Questions an Answers too Weird Sister! ~Toni~
Where were you three hours ago? Outside smoking a bowl Were you with anyone? By my lonesome Have you had anything alcoholic in the last 24 hours? Don't drink Are you wearing shoes right now? Always have some type of shoes on my feet How long have you known your 1st phone contact? 17 years. Are they a relative? Fried Edit, that motherfucker is fried for real, haha When was the last time you saw a movie in theaters? Tenet back in July I think Has anyone called you beautiful today? Not even close, haha Are you still friends with the last person who broke your trust? I forgive Does drama seem to follow you everywhere? I avoid that shit like the plague Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now? Not at all How would you feel if your best friend hooked up with your ex? Do you If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? If I ever get divorced I'll never do it again Does it make you uncomfortable to talk on the phone around people? yea, I hate the damn phone, haha Would you rather be 10 years older or 10 years younger? younger Have you ever kissed someone the same night your met them? yes Do you bite your fingernails? Nope Would you consider yourself very flexible? Not in the least Do you embarrass easily? yes Have you ever tried to talk your way out of getting a ticket? no. I don't like cops, give me my ticket and I'm gone Did it work? - Have you ever been banned from anywhere? Yea a few times, lmao Do you have a ringtone or do you leave your phone on vibrate? Silent always What was the last thing you drank from a mug? Coffee Were you born in the 90’s? Nope When was the last time you paid less than $1 for something? Couldn't tell you Have you loaned anything out to anyone recently? no Are any of your siblings married? Yes Who was the last person to spend the night with you at your house? Nobody How many different picture ids do you have in your wallet? 1 Do you have a hard time making decisions? No but my decisions aren't always the greatest Has anyone kissed you when you weren’t expecting it? Only once. Did you like it? Pleasant surprise Who was your date to senior prom? My wife Does your dad smoke? no Is your mom over 50? Yup Do you want to get married? See above Have kids? Have 2 Are there any movies coming out you wanna see? Nope Do you have any plans to get a new tattoo or piercing? No Do you know anyone named Christine? No Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? Yes Are black bras sexy? I believe so Spell your full name without ‘C’,‘I’,'R’, or 'Y’: An Open the nearest book, turn to page 11, and type the first sentence: Too lazy for that shit Are you currently listening to anything? Not at the moment Would you ever consider getting breast implants? I'd look funny If you could spend 30 minutes with someone who’s gone, who would you pick? Old John Russell Are you on birth control? Umm... Do you know anyone who is bisexual? yes Would you walk into Walmart naked for $10,000? I'd do it Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair? I shave my head Who would you tell, or who did you tell when you lost your virginity? Doug Are you the kind of person who has crazy mood swings? Not at all How long is it until your birthday? Couple months
Where were you three hours ago? Sleeping Were you with anyone? My Husband Have you had anything alcoholic in the last 24 hours? Nope Are you wearing shoes right now? Yes How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Well over 10 Years Are they a relative? My Husband When was the last time you saw a movie in theaters? Uhhh over 3 Years ago lol Has anyone called you beautiful today? Yes Are you still friends with the last person who broke your trust? Nope One You Cross me you Loss me Does drama seem to follow you everywhere? Not really I Avoid that Mess if I can ima Peaceful Girl. Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now? No How would you feel if your best friend hooked up with your ex? idc lol but she wouldn't Do that. If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Already have the Right person an I did Marry him. Does it make you uncomfortable to talk on the phone around people? It Makes Me Uncomfortable to Talk anyways I cant Speak very well...I prefer Sign Language Would you rather be 10 years older or 10 years younger? Younger Have you ever kissed someone the same night your met them? Yes Do you bite your fingernails? Nope My Nails are Fire. Would you consider yourself very flexible? Yess ima Thick an Flexible Mama Do you embarrass easily? yes Have you ever tried to talk your way out of getting a ticket? I don't Drive Did it work? - Have you ever been banned from anywhere? Nope Do you have a ringtone or do you leave your phone on vibrate? Depends I have had Ring Tones Before but now I don't atm. What was the last thing you drank from a mug? Sunny D Were you born in the 90’s? nah 87 When was the last time you paid less than $1 for something? idk Have you loaned anything out to anyone recently? Yes To My Daughter Kyra Are any of your siblings married? Yes. Who was the last person to spend the night with you at your house? My Best friend Araceli How many different picture ids do you have in your wallet? One Do you have a hard time making decisions? Mhm Has anyone kissed you when you weren’t expecting it? Yea Did you like it? Yes Who was your date to senior prom? never went Does your dad smoke? weed Is your mom over 50? yes Do you want to get married? already am Have kids? already do Are there any movies coming out you wanna see? Yes Do you have any plans to get a new tattoo or piercing? Tattoos yea but as for Piercings I think I got enough of those already Do you know anyone named Christine? No Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? Yes Are black bras sexy? Yup Yup Spell your full name without ‘C’,‘I’,'R’, or 'Y’: Tonka lol Open the nearest book, turn to page 11, and type the first sentence: lol too Lazy Sorry Are you currently listening to anything? TLC-Water Falls Would you ever consider getting breast implants? Nope I already got Big Boobs an im Happy with them If you could spend 30 minutes with someone who’s gone, who would you pick? My Dad Are you on birth control? Yes. Do you know anyone who is bisexual? Yes My self Would you walk into Walmart naked for $10,000? Probably Not Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair? No I Love it...I have My Daughters do that a lot to me. Who would you tell, or who did you tell when you lost your virginity? My Friend at the Times Back in Jamaica. Are you the kind of person who has crazy mood swings? Yup Definetly im BiPolar How long is it until your birthday? My Birthday is December 14th. ~Toni~
Where were you three hours ago? On the couch. Were you with anyone? My dog. Have you had anything alcoholic in the last 24 hours? Nope. Are you wearing shoes right now? Socks only. How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Maybe around a year. Are they a relative? Nope. When was the last time you saw a movie in theaters? Honestly, I couldn't tell you, but id like to go soon. Has anyone called you beautiful today? Not yet, waiting for @dementiax to tell me. Are you still friends with the last person who broke your trust? Nah, bitch is dumb. Does drama seem to follow you everywhere? Not at all, but id be a liar if I said I didn't get enjoyment out of other ppls drama, from tkme to time. Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now? No. How would you feel if your best friend hooked up with your ex? I don't have a best friend, but if I did, have at it. If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? No. Marriage is for suckers!!! Does it make you uncomfortable to talk on the phone around people? Idk if it makes me uncomfortable necessarily, but I don't like other ppl hearing my conversations...so I typically walk around when I'm kn the phone. Would you rather be 10 years older or 10 years younger? Younger Have you ever kissed someone the same night your met them? Haha yeah, most girls I have kissed. Do you bite your fingernails? No, I hate that. Would you consider yourself very flexible? Depends on how good of shape I am in. Do you embarrass easily? No, I have no shame. Have you ever tried to talk your way out of getting a ticket? I have never had a traffic ticket. Did it work? - Have you ever been banned from anywhere? Yeah, rite aid for shop lifting... I have gone in since tho...didn't steal tho. Do you have a ringtone or do you leave your phone on vibrate? Depends on if I am feeling annoyed or not. What was the last thing you drank from a mug? Coffee Were you born in the 90’s? 80s. When was the last time you paid less than $1 for something? An AM/PM lighter on the 22nd of Feb. Have you loaned anything out to anyone recently? Yeah I loaned someone $20 a few weeks back...he hasn't paid me back, but I don't really care to be honest... its chump change. Are any of your siblings married? Yes my older sister. Who was the last person to spend the night with you at your house? Probably a girl. How many different picture ids do you have in your wallet? 0...I need to go to the dmv. Do you have a hard time making decisions? No, I know what I'm going to do with a situation pretty much right away. Has anyone kissed you when you weren’t expecting it? Probably. Did you like it? Sure...I mean it was probably un expected kisses from past gfs, so it's not like it hasn't happened a million other times. Who was your date to senior prom? I didnt go. Does your dad smoke? no Is your mom over 50? Yes. Do you want to get married? No...doesn't mean I don't want to commit to someone tho...I just dont really believe in marriage. Have kids? Not particularly, but if it happens, it happens. Are there any movies coming out you wanna see? Idk what movies are coming out. Do you have any plans to get a new tattoo or piercing? Maybe. Do you know anyone named Christine? I have, but not anymore. Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? Yes, i think they still work there...a mom and a daughter who I used to work with. Are black bras sexy? Yea but I prefer no bra at all. Spell your full name without ‘C’,‘I’,'R’, or 'Y’: Zek Open the nearest book, turn to page 11, and type the first sentence: I don't see any books near by. Are you currently listening to anything? The Billy Madison Show. Would you ever consider getting breast implants? Uhhh nah. If you could spend 30 minutes with someone who’s gone, who would you pick? Jimmy Sullivan from A7X or Michael Larson aka Eyedea. Are you on birth control? Nope Do you know anyone who is bisexual? Yeah. Would you walk into Walmart naked for $10,000? Nah...not that I'm embarrassed, but 10 grand isn't worth being a registered sex offender. Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair? No. Who would you tell, or who did you tell when you lost your virginity? Honestly, I don't remember. Are you the kind of person who has crazy mood swings? Yeah. How long is it until your birthday? 4 days bby.
Where were you three hours ago? At a friend's house passed out on the floor after taking a huge dab. Were you with anyone? My friend Have you had anything alcoholic in the last 24 hours? 1 can of malt liquor Are you wearing shoes right now? Nope How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Years Are they a relative? No When was the last time you saw a movie in theaters? Years ago Has anyone called you beautiful today? I wish. Are you still friends with the last person who broke your trust? Hell nah Does drama seem to follow you everywhere? Nope Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now? Not really got rid of those people. How would you feel if your best friend hooked up with your ex? Thats how I met my best friend she wanted both of us inside her man. If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Sure. Does it make you uncomfortable to talk on the phone around people? No. Would you rather be 10 years older or 10 years younger? 10 years older Have you ever kissed someone the same night your met them? Not yet but willing Do you bite your fingernails? Nope Would you consider yourself very flexible? Average flexibility Do you embarrass easily? Not really Have you ever tried to talk your way out of getting a ticket? Never gotten one Have you ever been banned from anywhere? A few discord servers for cussing Do you have a ringtone or do you leave your phone on vibrate? Default ringtone What was the last thing you drank from a mug? Hot chocolate Were you born in the 90’s? Late 90s When was the last time you paid less than $1 for something? A couple days ago Have you loaned anything out to anyone recently? Nope Are any of your siblings married? Nope Who was the last person to spend the night with you at your house? Not sure it was a while ago. I go to others houses usually. How many different picture ids do you have in your wallet? 1 Do you have a hard time making decisions? Sometimes Has anyone kissed you when you weren’t expecting it? Yes. Did you like it? I still think about it and fantasize it. Who was your date to senior prom? Didn't go. Does your dad smoke? He smokes bud, he quit cigarettes years ago. Is your mom over 50? Yes Do you want to get married? Maybe. Have kids? Maybe. Are there any movies coming out you wanna see? Not sure yet. Do you have any plans to get a new tattoo or piercing? Yes both. A 3d alien tattoo on my arm and a new nose piercing. Do you know anyone named Christine? I did in elementary school. Its been a while man. Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? Yuup. Are black bras sexy? Yes. Spell your full name without ‘C’,‘I’,'R’, or 'Y’: Panda Open the nearest book, turn to page 11, and type the first sentence: Couldn't find a book here didn't think I'd be doing any reading today. Are you currently listening to anything? Nope. Would you ever consider getting breast implants? I'm a man If you could spend 30 minutes with someone who’s gone, who would you pick? Probably Lemmy motorhead Are you on birth control? Again I'm a man Do you know anyone who is bisexual? Me Would you walk into Walmart naked for $10,000? Show me the money 1st. Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair? I'm bald. Who would you tell, or who did you tell when you lost your virginity? All my friends Are you the kind of person who has crazy mood swings? Sometimes.. I'm literally autistic like no joke there. How long is it until your birthday? 7 months
Are you currently wearing socks? If so, describe them: Blue Have you ever been zip-lining? No Did you carve a pumpkin this past year? Yes for My Kids Have you volunteered in the past 6 months? No Have you ever hosted a holiday party? Noting big Your age plus the number of boyfriends/girlfriends you have had equals: 36 I aint been with Mnay People before I met My Current Boo. French fries or onion rings? French Fries I Guess but I do Love both. Why do you take surveys? They Fun an Because its my Sister @dementiax Thread an IL Her Do you suffer from anxiety? yes an Suffer is Definetly th Key Word Did you ever taken a swimming class? Yea but I still not very good at it. Favorite healthy snack? Fruit of any Kind Do you have an Amazon Prime account? No. I have access to one if i really need it. Favorite Disney movie? The Lion King What color are your bed sheets? White Do you consider yourself an artist? Yes some what ima Really Good at Drawing tho my Dad Taught me How well can you bake a cake? Average I Gu7ess but ion get no Complains from anybody Have you ever tasted banana milk? Yes it is Bomb Your favorite local pub? Dont have one if I Drink I do it at Home Last time you did a push-up? Few Days ago Do you wear glasses? No My Vision is 20/20 but Sun Glasses yea How many pairs of skinny jeans do you think you own? idk Do you own a pair of Converse sneakers? yes Do you wear jewelry on the regular? Yea Necklace an Grill an stuff like that. Have you ever seen the movie; Pretty Woman? Thoughts? Yea its One of My Favs If you see a bee in your house.. are you going to kill it? Nah ill Let it Outside...Bees are Important Creatures an I Respect them. Do you normally take a shower in the morning or at night? Morning Favorite candle scent? Too Many To Name tbh I Light Candles alot I’m ordering chinese food; what do you want? My treat! Man idk that one. Do you have a cat? 2 Kitties Named Deja an Lucien. ~Toni~
Do you have a pool? Nope How many times have you been on a plane? Maybe a dozen Favorite icecream flavor? Mint chocolate chip The key to happiness is? Pshaw!! Favorite movie actress/actor? I don't pay much attraction to that shit. Last time you ordered fast food? A week ago First CD you ever purchased? Haha, space jam soundtrack. There's a few sick cuts on there. Favorite book you read? Walden by Henry David Thoreau. Do you have a TikTok? What's that? Closest red object you see: Coffee/butt can Last time you went to the zoo, year: 2014. High as a motherfucking kite, and not on weed. I made an extra grilled cheese, want it? Fo sho Do you enjoy driving? Love it First initial of your middle name; M How many TVs do you have in your home? 2 Do you play TheSims4? No Favorite memory of 2020? Getting that money! Happy 21st Birthday, what is/was your first legal drink purchase? Shit, it was just another day. Do you wear socks to bed? Hell naw You get 2 pizza toppings, what are they? pepperoni and sausage Ever dipped your pizza in ranch? yes Ever dye your hair blonde? yes Favorite YouTuber? What's youtube? You can only listen to one genre of music for the rest of your life, you choose: ICP is a genre. Name a Pokémon: ?
Do you have a pool? Yes Mainly For My Kids but I Do Use it as Well. Get My Neighbors Jaws Dropping lol. How many times have you been on a plane? Exactly 5 Times...I Dont Really Like it tho tbh. Favorite icecream flavor? Cherry The key to happiness is? IDK but Personally for Me it Just Being Surrounded by People Who Care about you Favorite movie actress/actor? Actress Would Be Meagan Good an Actor I Would Say Denzel Washington Last time you ordered fast food? Couple Days Ago First CD you ever purchased? T.L.C- Fan Mail Favorite book you read Code Name- Chandler...It Isa Series of 6 Books About a Really Bad Ass Female Spy! Do you have a TikTok? Nope My Lil Sister Do tho...iain Really a Big Fan of Social Media Closest red object you see: Laser Pointer(The Laser Red) Last time you went to the zoo, year: 2016. Shortly Before My Dad Passed Away... I made an extra grilled cheese, want it? Of Course Do you enjoy driving? I'm Not Allowed too but I Wouldn't Anyway if I Could because too Scary First initial of your middle name; S How many TVs do you have in your home? 3 Do you play TheSims4? yup Sometimes it's Fun Favorite memory of 2020? Meeting My Son Isaiah for The First Times Happy 21st Birthday, what is/was your first legal drink purchase? Patron Platinum Do you wear socks to bed? Only Sometimes You get 2 pizza toppings, what are They? Sausage an Pepperoni lol I'm Basic I Guess Ever dipped your pizza in ranch? No lol Maybe I Will Sometimes tho Who Knows Ever dye your hair blonde? No Not Blond But I Have Dyed it Favorite YouTuber? I Dont Know Any lol You can only listen to one genre of music for the rest of your life, you choose: R&B Name a Pokémon: Scyther (My Favorite) ~Toni~
I Hope The Survey Queen @dementiax Post More at Some Point? I Find Them Really Fun. Not Only Posting Facts About My Self People May Not Know but I Learn Cool Facts About My GC Friends too an it is Interesting ~Toni~