Share your shitty life-hacks.

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  1. #1 Deleted member 985876, Mar 23, 2018
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    Okay so I've stumbled these sometimes useful and sometimes completely stupid things called life-hacks. They are supposed to ways to make life easier however the shitty ones always make me laugh. However the words "life hack" do make cringe when said out loud. I mostly never use them but I find them funny.

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  2. Seems legit!!!
     
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  3. sarin or lunch wrap and a hair clip works as well

    you can make a bong outta apple

    a night light with a beer can

    squezzed fish guts oil makes a lamp
     
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  4. Spit n my palm for lube, open beer bottle with lighter, light a joint on the stove don’t really know any others
     
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  5. IMO esstential life hacks

    be able to break down and reload ur weapon upside down in water in the dark

    steal a car

    hack handcuffs

    seduce in under 8 mins a total stranger M/F

    eat any insect uncooked

    spend 8 hours in any ocean

    understand and quote the classics

    talk opera for 15 mins non stop

    talk any drug non stop for 30 mins

    speak more than 3 languages well
     
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  6. In real life I can talk about food for hours on end. I can also eat for hours as well. This a wonderful life hack when it comes to making watrisses happy I tip at least 30% as well. Buffets hate me though because my fatass could put them outta business. I not obese and I don't look like I eat a lot but I can put an entire pantrys of food in my stomach in one sitting. However this life hack right here the endless appetite can when you a few contest and sometimes some T-shirts.
     
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  7. When bacon starts bubbling remove from stove and place on a paper towel and wait a minute. Crispy bacon.

    Corn flakes can be ground in to powder for a flour substitute for fried chicken. Gives it a better taste and is a little sweeter.

    Superglue can be used in a pinch to close up a cut.

    Honey can be used as a rooting hormone for cuttings.





    "Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
    Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.."
     
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  8. Eat an insect? lol no way i would never do that. :sick:

    ~Toni~
     
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  9. Many larval insects are high in protien.

    "Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
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  10. Lol sick.:bolt:


    ~Toni~
     
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  11. Paint stripper to remove warts.

    j/k
     
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    So a quick Mexican for lunch is a no go then...?
     
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  13. I'll pass :p

    ~Toni~
     
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  14. those are those sea worms
     
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  15. Lit a joint on the kitchen stove once when I thought I was home alone. I had planned to quickly run outside with the joint once it was lit, so hopefully the room wouldn't smell much like smoke. Just as I got it lit, my mother walked right into the room, stared at me in shock and said "what the hell do you think you are doing?!"
     
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  16. Duct tape fixes anything. :p
     
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  17. Ight guys I got one. Having a shitty day? Well wait till sundown so you can have a shitty evening.
     
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  18. Just changed all your ketchup lives. Those little paper cups? Pull on em until they expand, that way you can dip a whole sammich in dat bitch

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  19. You had a shitty day? ...you make it up by having a very good evening

    only to start again the very next day
     
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  20. I attach my most "recent" life hacks, enjoy.[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

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