Howdy everyone I'm a new member obviously but I thought I would make my first post a good one. Ok the backstory of this was basically I have this friend I would always get stoned with no matter where. Even if it was on the side of a motorway at 2am or in a creepy ass cornfield in the middle of nowhere (yes we like having stoned adventures). Anywho he upped and left with all the bong equipment (bong, lighters etc) and me being the tightass with no money barely ever I thought of a awesome solution on the go. Now when I get stoned I get creative in one way or another, don't know if it's always for the good though (ended up trying to give myself a haircut and my awesome hair ended up being shaved to bald ) But I think this is a threadworthy topic.. Me being on the go and always avoiding nosy parents, the gf (at times) and other things of that nature I decided to make a toolbox which is ready whenever I need it before I go inside or (even outside to have a sesh). I give you the the treasure chest. Not what you expected? Thats exactly why I made it, to not bring suspicion into your car when either the nosy mother or police officer sticks their head into your car (not that it happens to me...well occasionally the mother and she's full old school European so she's crazy.) I'm going to run you through what I have, the on the go box that has more than one use. Even the box itself is used in more ways than one. I'm stoned when doing this so yes I'll proceed on... Yes I did that in the dark in the car in gridlock traffic. Now what's in this so called cheap homemade chest? Now you may think WTF? but it'll all make sense at the end. So we have here a pencil case. half a bottle and some water and a few other bits and pieces. Well I'm going to show you just how stupidly creative I get when I'm alone and bored. First. The pig, basically a bucket with my own stupid touch. Will be adding paddle pop stick legs and pink cardboard ears soon. (still a work in progress as I'm a tightass remember) Two different faces for lol factor. Also included but only seen in one picture is a bottle of water. I have 4 bottles of pre bottled spring water in various places in my car for either and emergency bong water (come on I know a few people have needed to use some random persons house hose...or maybe just me..) As it's pre packed it can also be used for when you're coughing like a mofo after a big hit and need something to down.. Now one of the tools I had to end up buying, wasn't very expensive luckily. I call it: Yes The Punisher, it rapes your throat..but not in an exact good way. Now we've all at one point or another made one of these. Notice the mouthhole has been cut open larger than usual. I will explain later why. Moving on... Ok so we got a pencil case... What's in it though? INTRODUCING..... THE TIGHTASS TOOLKIT: Running top left to right. Pen (used for when I get bored) Two straws (used to push and get out resin from a long thin pipe where other carhold equipment wouldnt be able to. Scissors and stanley knife. (well to cut weed on the go or to shank someone if they try to steal my treasure chest) Lighters (can never get enough lighters, always ensured they are working as well. Also 4 set up in vatious locations in the car) From bottom left to right: Plastic homemade stoker out of some plastic, very sharp and strong. Pipe screens speak for themselves. Eye drops that actually work (Novartis Antistine Privine) will make your eyes go from bloodshot red to a bedsheet white in a matter of 10 minutes. May sting the eyes. Price range from $13 to $17. The Swiss army knife I found under some rubble in the shed. Worked on creating a bigger mouthhole piece for the can and other assorted things. It doesn't stop there though.... Now we have the box (oh not the box anything but the box, it's so boring!!) Bubble wrapped for if the box rolls or moves suddenly in the car. And also when you accidentally drop weed it catches it and STAYS in the box instead of down the side of your carseat. Also can be used to smoke in as a wind barrier so the flame doesn't flicker out if you're outside with it. Now it doesn't end just there Once closed the bong has a hole on the side seen here: Which can be used to blow the smoke back into so you can hotbox the box. And thats all I have for my first thread and post. What do you guys think? All up the equipment used and cost around $20, most of the stuff I had random assortment tools in the car to piece together some of the things. The box is awesome and can be used everywhere. Next time I may do a thread with all the stuff in my car and the cheap things used to not be able to smell it on your car, breath and a few other things so you look tip top when you walk into your mother in laws house. -Horhay
Oh no no that was so the cone piece fit snugly into that hole so it had to be melted a bit. Do keep in mind I made this when I've been off my chops.
Ooooh, okay. I thought you were just smoking straight off the plastic and I was thinking "damn, that's nasty..." Makes much more sense now. Nice tool kit, too.
I mean its a good idea and all to keep your shit together but if you get searched by the cops they're gonna open the box and know whats up and give you a paraphernalia ticket. I have a safe that's about the same size that has an electronic keypad that you can set your own password for up to 9 digits...you might want to consider something like that because i'm pretty sure it's a separate warrant to open a safe.
hahaha nah nothing like that!! I did burn my fingers a couple of times in the process of it. Stupidest one had to be when I went to do a hit and I forgot I had the lighter in the same hand and got myself on the lip with a seering hot lighter. Generally when I travel with it in my car it either goes behind the drivers seat with the shoes on top and it looks like just a shoe box or it goes in my boot, hence the bubble wrap. I've only started smoking about 7 or 8 months ago so I never have alot on me anyways, maybe a stick or such. When I meant portable as well was that I can take it to mates places and it just looks like a shoebox to unsuspecting people who may see me get it out of my car. As I may have stated in the first post as well I have my car kit so you can barely ever smell it and all that other stuff, plus my car is grandpa spec and really tidy inside with a pic of jesus on the back of the windshield. Pretty sure the odds of being pulled over are slimmed down a bit Also when it's just me I don't like driving stoned so I just do it nearby before I go inside.
