Im going to church tonight and we were going to smoke out in the woods, whats the best portable smoking device that i could make from home?
Roll a fat blunt and blaze away imo, they are perfect for outdoors. Other than that it would really depend on what you have available to make something out of and what your size restriction is. An apple would work too, they don't smoke all too bad if you put a carb hole in. Just get creative Sorry if I didn't help, gl and happy toking.
Get a plastic pop bottle. take the cap off get a decent size piece of tin foil and shape it for where the cap goes except make it go down. Now poke small holes in tin foil Then take the wrapping off the bottle burn a breathing hole in one side of the bottle. not to big not to small. now burn a little tiny carb. What you do is put the weed inthe tin foil put your mouth up to the hole. hold the carb and light until the bottles filled with smoke. now relase your hand off the carb and suck in. it will push air through the bottle and the smoke will go in your lungs. have fun, be safe, dont get caught
If you smoke cigarettes regularly, then a greentip. Otherwise, I'd say the most portable smoking device would be your basic joint, While the most quality smoking device you could tuck in a pocket would probably be a small homemade vape, though it might be hard to keep a steady flame to that if you're in the woods. The easiest thing to do would be to take your bowl & slide (or socket, or trumpet mouthpiece, or whatever you decide to use, if you're going 100% homemade), stick it firmly in a hole cut/burned into the cap of a 1 litre soda bottle. Cut that bottle in half, discard the bottom. Get a two-litre bottle, fill it up with water or any cold beverage you don't mind sacrificing; when you get to your designated smoking area, cut off the top of the two litre bottle without spilling any water out of it, and voila! You've got yourself a nifty gravity bong! Submerge the 1-litre half into the 2-litre half until the water level almost all the way up to its mouth, then withdraw it upwards slowly while holding a steady flame to the bowl, and then, when its almost out of the water, unscrew the cap (Thus unscrewing your bowl/stem with it), quickly get your lips around the mouth of the 1-litre half, and plunge it downwards. It'll get you nice and toasty, and you can just throw the conspicuous cut up plastic bottles into a random neighbor's garbage/recycling bin on your way back from the woods.
