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5 Reasons You Should Marry Your Stoner Chick

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If you’re one of the guys lucky enough to be currently dating a stoner chick, then you’ve struck the dating world equivalent of gold. You’re probably not going to find anyone hotter and cooler than this girl, and I guarantee you that she’s got guys lining up hoping for a chance with her. You should marry her.

She’s Super Chill

Stoner chicks are way more chill than non-stoner chicks. The things that annoy non-stoner chicks, like smoking weed for example, the stoner chick takes in stride. Since she’s more chill, she’s less likely to pick fights with you over things that don’t matter. The best part: she’s less likely to go out and get white-girl-wasted every weekend.

She’ll Never Tell You To Cut Back On Your Consumption

Probably one of the biggest perks of marrying your chill stoner chick is that you know she’s never going to ask you to cut back on your smoking habit. She’ll never refuse to kiss you because you smell too much like weed. She’s more likely to have a bowl waiting for you when you get home from work.

That Girl Can Cook

Stoner girls love to cook, and they are damn good at it. That’s because they spend a lot of time in the kitchen coming up with creative munchie foods. Also, cooking while high is one of the most fun experiences ever. You’ll never have to worry about going hungry when you marry a stoner chick. She’s also more likely to stay fit because stoners have a lower BMI than non-stoners.

She Makes You Laugh

She’s funnier than any of your other girlfriends were. You both enjoy laughing at the same things, and you two have an endless supply of inside jokes. You send all the funny shit you find on Reddit to her before anyone else because you know that she’ll get the joke. You should marry her, so you can spend the rest of your lives together smoking blunts and watching cat videos.

Your Friends Like Her Too

This is not to say that you should only date or marry someone that your friends approve of, but you have to admit that it’s nice to be with a girl that your friends also enjoy being around. Life is a hell of a lot easier when you don’t have to say constantly, “no she’s actually really cool when no one else is around.” Girls like that are hard to find, so you should definitely marry her.

You’ll Never Run Out Of Things To Talk About

Stoners are the best conversationalists. We can talk about anything in any subject ranging from cartoons to philosophy. Hanging out with a stoner is like having one continuous conversation. If you marry your stoner chick, then you know that you’ll always have interesting things to converse about whether it’s debating the best type of frosting, or the inherent nihilism of Spongebob Squarepants.

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