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5 Mistakes Every Stoner Makes The First Time They Smoke

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It may have been a while ago, but there was a time when you were new to the world of weed. As such, you definitely made some mistakes the first time. Everyone makes mistakes the first time they smoke herb. Just make sure you learn from them.

Forgetting To Cover The Carb/ Release The Carb

Something that every stoner forgets to do the first time they smoke is use the carb properly. Either they forget to cover it, forget to release it or both. This is perfectly understandable. While covering a carb might seem like the most natural feeling in the world, the first time you smoked a bowl it probably felt a little unnatural to you. You do learn pretty quickly how necessary using the carb is!

Messing Up The Rotation

In some circles, you must pass the pipe to the right. In others, passing to the left is the only way to go. To tell you the truth, none of this really matters to a lot of stoners. One thing that you have to watch out for, which everyone does the first time they smoke, is messing up the rotation. The first time you do it, your circle will be pretty forgiving, because after all, we’ve all done it. If you do it too often, then you may find that you’re invited into fewer circles.

Putting Their Lips AROUND The Bong

Are there seriously people who do still do this? Yes, there are; i just watched someone do it a couple weeks ago. I know, this isn’t a mistake that everyone makes the first time they smoke herb, but it happens enough to warrant inclusion. Why, why do people think this is the way to smoke from a bong? It looks gross and ridiculous, like you’re trying to deep throat the bong. Lips go inside the bong..

Trying To Keep Up With The Seasoned Stoners In The Crowd

This is a mistake that everyone makes the first time they smoke. You take your first hit, you feel really baked, but everyone around you is still puffing like a pro. So, you probably feel pressure to keep up with the seasoned stoners in your circle. Now you’re way too baked and you might be feeling a little sick. When the pipe comes around to you, and you’re good and baked, all you need to say is, “I’m good.” No one will think any less of you.

Torching The Bowl

Everyone torches the bowl the first time they smoke weed. It’s hard not too, to be honest. For one, you haven’t got the trick to using the carb down yet, so you probably don’t feel like you’re getting a proper hit. Again, the first time, people will probably be cool with it; they may rip on you a bit. If you keep doing it, then people are going to stop offering you greens, and that would be a terrible thing.

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Which one of these mistakes did you make the first time you smoked weed? Share your stories in the comments!